Funny pasta quotes — Wordgag ツ

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

3 months ago2 months ago

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

4 months ago2 months ago

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

5 months ago2 months ago

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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