23 Funny pasta quotes

• Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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  2 weeks ago

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• What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

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  1 month ago

  age, asking, cook, cooking, friend, humor, learn, pasta, portion, village, whole

• After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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  2 months ago

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• The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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  2 months ago

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• Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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  2 months ago

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• Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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  2 months ago

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• I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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  2 months ago

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• I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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  2 months ago

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• Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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  2 months ago

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