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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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20 Funny pasta quotes

Funny pasta quotes are here to bring a little humor to your Italian dining experience! 🍝😂 Whether you’re laughing about the never-ending battle with spaghetti or making light of your love for lasagna, these quotes add a delicious twist to your mealtime banter. Enjoy a hearty laugh with every bite and celebrate the lighter side of pasta! 😄🍲

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20 hours ago
Share →: After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

Commentary:
Sounds like you found the secret Italian food pyramid: pasta, Parmesan, and a sprinkle of denial! 🍝🧀😂
1 day ago
Share →: The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Commentary:
Pasta steam facial: zero dollars, maximum relaxation 😉🍝💨
2 days ago
Share →: Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Commentary:
Pasta doesn't need a window to its soul. I trust the noodles! 🥸🍝🔍
2 weeks ago
Share →: Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Commentary:
Pasta crime alert 🚨 Breaking spaghetti? That's a pasta-tastrophe! 🍝🤣
2 weeks ago
Share →: I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! 🍝☀️🦎
3 weeks ago
Share →: I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Commentary:
"When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Commentary:
"When it comes to pasta, I either feed an army or a hamster! 🍝🤷‍♂️ #Pastatastrophes"
2 months ago
Share →: Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩
3 months ago
Share →: Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Commentary:
🍝 "Pasta: the ultimate comfort food that never ceases to amaze with its endless carb-filled possibilities! It's the love affair that never fizzles out. Who needs a soulmate when you've got noodles, am I right? 😋 #CarbLoverForLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Commentary:
"🍝🏃‍♀️ Sounds like a recipe for success! Who knew carbs could be so motivating? Maybe I should wear a shirt that says “Eat Chocolate, Run Faster” 😂🍫 Keep your pasta close and your fitness goals closer!"

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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