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13 Funny paying quotes

Funny paying quotes are the perfect way to add some humor ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ to those wallet woes and paycheck moments! Whether youโ€™re dodging bills or celebrating payday, these witty lines will have you chuckling while counting coins ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜„. Ready to turn that money stress into laughter? Letโ€™s dive into some hilarious takes on paying up thatโ€™ll brighten your day and your bank account mood! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ต

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine hating me, and Iโ€™m not even paying attention.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you arenโ€™t the one paying for it. Stop!

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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