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Funny paying quotes

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

4 days ago

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

2 weeks ago

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

3 months ago