13 Funny payment quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: I only accept apologies in cash.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.
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  5 months ago

  View →: We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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