34 Funny payment quotes

• If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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  1 week ago

  50, coffee, coffee shop, days, humor, old, old days, passive-aggressive, pay, payment, pretend, shop, sign, smoke, Wi-Fi, wifi

• I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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  1 week ago

  adulting, bills, business, date, due, due date, i, just, know, minding, next, payment, procrastination, responsibility, surprise, thing

• So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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  1 week ago

  ad, ads, company, humor, irony, pay, payment, show, subscription, YouTube

• Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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  1 week ago

  buy, divorce, fee, happiness, humor, legal, legal fee, money, never, paid, payment, relationship, said

• Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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  1 week ago

  being, humor, i, job, just, kindness, paid, payment, sarcasm, sweetheart, wish

• I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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  1 week ago

  absolutely, age, comfort, convenience, extra, i, little, maturity, okay, paying, payment, spending, understand, where

• I only accept apologies in cash.

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  2 weeks ago

  apology, cash, humor, i, payment, sarcasm, worth

• I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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  2 weeks ago

  day, expectation, fix, humor, i, irony, joke, just, paid, payment, road, should, ta, tax

• Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, bills, every, finance, giving, here, humor, lord, month, monthly, paid, payment, price, struggle, us

• If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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  2 weeks ago

  belief, humor, joke, magic, me, money, payment, put, rid, scam, send, someone, spell, think

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