13 Funny payment quotes

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference "Hohoho".

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

"Thanks for your payment!" Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025