13 Funny peace quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

  Commentary:
  "Because when it comes to crisis management, women and children are the pros at getting out of dodge while the men finally have some peace and quiet to brainstorm… or so they think! 🚺🧒🧑🏻‍🦰🧔🏻💭💡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the envy of cows everywhere! 🐮 Peaceful minds and fabulous bodies – if only we could all mooove so gracefully through life! 🌿🧘‍♂️ #CowGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs counting sheep when you have no one to talk to? 😴 Counting snores instead! 💤 Sweet dreams of silence and solitude await! ✨"

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