1112 Funny people quotes

• Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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  anyone, else, good, good person, humor, interaction, just, kindness, old, old person, ones, people, person, show, smile, social, social interaction

• Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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  education, fun, give, humor, irony, job, jobs, people, prank, sarcasm, study, unemployment

• I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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  confusion, grammar, humor, identity, know, me, misunderstanding, most, people, punctuation, semicolon

• If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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  alive, communication, death, humor, kind, kind word, kindness, legacy, life, pass, people, say, should, want, word, words

• Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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  bargain, bargain hunting, comparison, deal, deals, designer, designer heel, flight, flight deal, heel, heels, humor, hunting, i, nonstop, people, shop, shopping, travel

• The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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  absence, comfort, comfortable, habit, loneliness, longer, people, relationship, something, too

• It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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  actually, behavior, better, cheaper, consumer, consumer behavior, crazy, diamond, diamonds, ethics, grow, humor, irony, people, price, quality, real, real diamond, special, still, suffering, synthetic, synthetic diamond, thanks, thing, value

• Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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  ago, ape, art, couple, cryptocurrency, digital, digital art, forget, humor, investment, JPEG, just, meme, never, NFT, paying, people, price, value

• I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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  butt, humor, i, know, naked, never, people, privacy, secret, texting

• People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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  accusation, accuse, arrogance, delusion, enough, grandeur, humor, me, people, sarcasm, self-confidence, worship

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