1112 Funny people quotes

• You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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  6 days ago

  bad, compliment, ever, humor, interaction, know, met, people, person, personality, resilience, social, social interaction, start, strength, telling

• Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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  6 days ago

  believe, experience, heartbreak, honor, hurt, i, irony, love, me, people, relationship, sarcasm, sometimes

• Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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  6 days ago

  comparison, humor, Instagram, just, media, outdoors, outside, people, social, social media, Twitter

• Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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  6 days ago

  20s, adulthood, attachment, haunt, humor, life, memory, people, person, relationship, rest, twenty

• I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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  6 days ago

  ask, buddy, day, five, frustration, hate, humor, i, know, laziness, listen, me, noon, okay, people, procrastination, time, today, waking, waking up, woke

• People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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  6 days ago

  away, bad, distancing, humor, introvert, outside, people, social, social distancing, solitude, stay, too

• I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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  6 days ago

  boob, boobs, contact, eye, eye contact, glad, humor, i, interaction, last, making, me, need, people, self-deprecating, social, social interaction, thing

• The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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  6 days ago

  attraction, before, cannibalism, funny observation, glimpse, hot, humor, intimacy, kiss, kissing, love, moment, moments, observation, people, romance, seeing

• “You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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  6 days ago

  adult, argument, conflict, fighting, internet, maybe, online, online conflict, people, stop, time

• Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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  6 days ago

  annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, empty, empty seat, everyone, except, full, good, good morning, morning, next, people, right, room, seat, seats, sit, whole

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