1112 Funny people quotes

• People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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  6 days ago

  allowed, consumption, dislike, entertainment, humor, i, media, opinion, people, preference

• No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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  6 days ago

  better, confrontation, fear, going, honesty, name, people, person, reputation, tell, terrified, trashing, truth

• Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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  6 days ago

  anxiety, club, homebody, house, humor, introvert, joke, laziness, leave, meeting, meetings, people, social, social anxiety, starting, thinking

• My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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  6 days ago

  equipment, exercise, exercise equipment, favorite, favorite part, having, i, Peloton, people, showing, showing off, status, status symbol, symbol, telling, telling people

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  6 days ago

  allowed, communication, control, etiquette, good, humor, keep, library, need, noise, noise control, number, people, places, public, public space, silence, social, social etiquette, space, start, talk, talking, where, working

• I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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  6 days ago

  bar, drink, house, humor, i, just, music, normal, own, people, relaxation, solitude, volume, want, where

• When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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  6 days ago

  assume, block, confidence, good, humor, i, jawline, just, killer, looks, me, media, people, personality, rugged, rugged look, social, social media

• It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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  6 days ago

  British, culture, culture shock, geography, humor, inland, me, Midwest, people, shock, stereotype, travel

• People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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  6 days ago

  drink, health, humor, hydration, people, remember, reminder, self-care, water

• I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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  6 days ago

  be yourself, doing, everyone, honesty, humor, i, interaction, love, people, personality, say, scaring, social, social interaction, yourself

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