32 Funny personal space quotes

• Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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  4 weeks ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, boundary, communication, elephant, humor, maybe, personal, personal space, respect, should, space, want

• When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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  1 month ago

  annoyed, awkwardness, empty, empty seat, feelings, humor, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, offended, personal, personal space, reaction, seat, situation, social, social awkwardness, social situation, someone, space

• Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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  2 months ago

  boundary, butt, cheek, coffee, humor, personal, personal space, playful, space, touch

• I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, deodorant, everyone, humor, hygiene, i, odor, order, personal, personal space, restraining, social, social humor, space, want, wear

• A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, close, close talker, fly, fly swatter, humor, joke, personal, personal space, social, social awkwardness, space, swatter, talker

• A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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  2 months ago

  away, bed, big, cardio, exercise, humor, marriage, me, personal, personal space, relationship, rolling, routine, sleep, space, wife

• I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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  2 months ago

  alone, humor, i, independence, introvert, lot, nothing, personal, personal space, solitude, space

• I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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  2 months ago

  am, awake, difficult, difficult time, humor, i, personal, personal space, please, privacy, respect, sarcasm, sleep, space, time

• Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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  2 months ago

  alone, attitude, candle, candle in the wind, humor, independence, just, leave, life, living, man, me, personal, personal space, space, wind

• My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, blunder, bottle, co-worker, coworker, humor, i, irritation, miscommunication, office, office humor, over, personal, personal space, prank, situation, space

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