Funny personal space quotes

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne".

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your opinions are not my business.

Your opinions are not my business.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don't talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I'm at a concert.

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025