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2 days ago
Share →: My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Commentary:
"Clearly, the universe didn't get my memo 😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️📄 #PersonalSpaceMission"
1 month ago
Share →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Commentary:
"🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺"
1 month ago
Share →: Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, my bed still recognizes me as its rightful owner after my vacation. 🛏️🙌😴 #HomeSweetBed"
2 months ago
Share →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Commentary:
Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we'll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best "I'm totally normal" face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
3 months ago
Share →: It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Commentary:
"Enjoying that sweet, sweet tranquility of minding your own business like a pro 🕶️✌️ Who needs drama when you've got your own little bubble of peace and quiet? 🤫 #MindYourOwnBeeswax"
4 months ago
Share →: Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the bliss of starfishing in bed without a care in the world? 🌟😴 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you've got the entire bed for your own personal sprawling adventures? 😂 #BedHogLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.