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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Trending via Snapchat:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Trending via X:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Trending via Discord:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Live now on Facebook:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Going viral on Slack:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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25 Funny personal space quotes

Funny personal space quotes bring a hilarious twist to those awkward moments when someone gets a little too close 😂🚶‍♂️ Whether you’re a proud bubble protector or just love a good laugh about boundaries, these witty lines will have you grinning from ear to ear 😄✨ Perfect for sharing, saving, or dropping when someone invades your vibe! 🛑🕺 Get ready to chuckle and claim your space with style! 🎉💬

New funny personal space quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Commentary:
When it comes to priorities, my butt is negotiable, but coffee is a sacred no-touch zone! ☕🍑😂
7 days ago
Share →: I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Commentary:
That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
1 week ago
Share →: A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Commentary:
Just when you thought personal space was safe… enter the Close Talker Swatter! 🦟🚫👃😄
1 week ago
Share →: A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Commentary:
Sounds like she's mastered the art of stealth fitness! 🛌🏃‍♀️😂
1 week ago
Share →: I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Commentary:
When you're introverted but still want to let people know you’re cool: "It's not you, it's me… and my love for sweatpants and Netflix! 😎🛋️📺"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Commentary:
"I'm awake, send caffeine and good vibes… ☕😴 #PrivacyInPeril"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Commentary:
"Trying to keep my flame alive while dodging strong gusts of reality! 😂🕯️💨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Commentary:
"Surprise visits? More like surprise staring contests! 👀🏠😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
1 month ago
Share →: Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Going viral on Telegram:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Just shared via Threads:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Just landed via WeChat:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Breaking via Telegram:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Broadcasted on X:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Going viral on Reddit:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Spotted on Threads:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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