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28 Funny personal space quotes

Funny personal space quotes bring a hilarious twist to those awkward moments when someone gets a little too close πŸ˜‚πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ Whether you’re a proud bubble protector or just love a good laugh about boundaries, these witty lines will have you grinning from ear to ear πŸ˜„βœ¨ Perfect for sharing, saving, or dropping when someone invades your vibe! πŸ›‘πŸ•Ί Get ready to chuckle and claim your space with style! πŸŽ‰πŸ’¬

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow β€” not yours.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

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