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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.
1 month ago
Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.
2 months ago
I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.
2 months ago
Your opinions are not my business.
3 months ago
Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.
3 months ago
Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.
3 months ago
Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.
3 months ago
If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
3 months ago
There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.
3 months ago
A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.
3 months ago