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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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