24 Funny pet behavior quotes

• Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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  2 months ago

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• Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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  2 months ago

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• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

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• Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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  2 months ago

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• My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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  2 months ago

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• Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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  2 months ago

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• Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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  2 months ago

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• Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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  2 months ago

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• Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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  2 months ago

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• Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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  2 months ago

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