I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures? Posted on1 day ago
I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me. Posted on2 days ago
If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me. Posted on3 days ago
Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic. Posted on3 days ago