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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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Going viral on Messenger:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Trending via Facebook:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I am single, please disturb me!

Freshly posted on Discord:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Just landed via Twitch:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Just shared via YouTube:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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77 shares on Discord this month:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

40 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

85 shares on Threads this month:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

81 shares on Twitch this month:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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Shared recently on Slack:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Making waves on Messenger:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Going viral on Threads:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Just landed via Slack:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Making waves on Threads:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Just shared via Instagram:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Seen just now on Discord:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Making waves on Reddit:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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