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  5 months ago

  View →: Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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