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Updated: Mar 21, 2026

 

 

 

 

89 Funny post quotes

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Posted onJan 22, 2026

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Posted onJan 22, 2026

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Posted onJan 21, 2026

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Posted onJan 20, 2026Feb 24, 2026

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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