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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

3 months ago

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

3 months ago

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

3 months ago

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

3 months ago

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

3 months ago

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

3 months ago

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

3 months ago

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

3 months ago

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

3 months ago

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

3 months ago

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

3 months ago

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

3 months ago

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

3 months ago