47 Funny post quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Kanye's definition of 'normal' might just break the internet… 🤯💻 #KanyeGoneMild"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it bananas how quickly a harmless banana bread post can ripen into a spicy online argument? 🍌🔥 The internet truly is a jungle where even the most innocent topics can become a battleground for keyboard warriors! 🌐💻 #BattleOfTheBreadBrigade

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

  Commentary:
  📱😄 "Apologies for the delayed likes! In my defense, my phone has practically been an extension of my hand since the ancient times of 2012. Time flies when you're scrolling social media, right?" 🕰️🤳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the wonders of the internet! 🌐 Posting about mayonnaise and accidentally stumbling into a heated debate is like a modern-day adventure in the digital world. 🥪🥊 Who knew condiments could be so controversial? Just another day in the wild world of online interactions! 🤣 #MayoWars #InternetFun

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? 🤔🍪 Report them for crimes against cookies! 😂 #CauliflowerGate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

  Commentary:
  🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

  Commentary:
  Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a true social media maestro! 🤣👏 Waiting for the digital applause like a digital rockstar 🌟 Keep the followers entertained and the notifications popping! 📱💥 #SocialMediaSavvy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

  Commentary:
  "Reading that post is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics while listening to Beethoven's symphony 🤔🎼📱 #LostInTranslation"

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