29 Funny price quotes

• TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

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  3 months ago

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• It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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  3 months ago

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• Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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  3 months ago

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• I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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  4 months ago

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• Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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  4 months ago

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• I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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  4 months ago

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• The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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  4 months ago

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• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  5 months ago

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• Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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  5 months ago

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