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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old parenting hack – the elusive art of distraction! 🧺📚 Tell a teen to fold laundry and suddenly math problems seem like a piece of cake! 🤣 Who knew chores could be the homework motivation we've all been searching for? 🤷‍♂️ #ParentingWin"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't discuss my dream job. I wouldn't want to make my unicorn and superhero coworkers jealous! 🦄💫 Who needs a dream job when you've got dreamy coworkers, am I right? 😆 #livingthedream"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Commentary:
Oh, the classic game of "Excuse Roulette" where each excuse is like a different piece of colorful candy in a candy store 🍬🎲! It's all fun and games until you realize you've exhausted your excuse inventory and you're left with the good old "my dog ate my homework" 🐶📚. Time to get creative and think outside the box!
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Commentary:
"Laundry, the ultimate relationship status: always piling up and never folding back. 🧺😏 #SingleAF #LaundryDayBlues"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime routine of overthinking, also known as the 'brain marathon' 🏃‍♂️💭 Who needs sleep when you can analyze every life decision you've ever made at 2 am? 😂 #InsomniaGoals"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Commentary:
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed but forgot to hit the snooze button ⏰🛌 Watch out world, this person is clearly not ready for Monday! 🤪 #MondayBlues
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 1pm productivity kick-off – because who needs mornings, right? 🌞 Time is a social construct, and so is my definition of 'early riser'! 🕐💤 Let's dive into this midday hustle with the enthusiasm of someone who just realized they forgot to check the time all morning! ⏰🚀"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Commentary:
"Chores – the ultimate character-building activity that also doubles as a crash course in the art of procrastination 🧹💼 Who knew doing dishes could prepare you for all-nighters in college and last-minute work deadlines? Parenting, where mundane tasks become valuable life lessons!"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Commentary:
🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo