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Funny productivity quotes poke fun at our endless attempts to get things done β€” and all the distractions that get in the way! πŸ˜‚πŸ“‹ Whether it’s making a to-do list just to feel accomplished, spending an hour organizing your workspace instead of working, or feeling productive after sending *one* email, these quotes remind us that being busy isn’t always the same as being productive. Because sometimes, procrastination is just productivity in disguise! πŸ˜†πŸ’Όβ³

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Posted on6 days ago4 days ago

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œWork smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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