Funny quotes productivity

64 Funny productivity quotes

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

4 days ago

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

2 weeks ago

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

2 weeks ago

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

2 weeks ago

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

2 weeks ago

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

1 month ago

I’m not feeling very worky today.

1 month ago

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

1 month ago

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

1 month ago

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

1 month ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

2 months ago

This entire month could’ve been an email.

2 months ago

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

2 months ago

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

3 months ago

This meeting could have been an unread email.

3 months ago

They expect me to work at work.

3 months ago

This whole week could have been an email.

3 months ago

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

3 months ago

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

3 months ago

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

3 months ago

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

3 months ago

This Monday could have been an email.

3 months ago

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

3 months ago

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

3 months ago

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

3 months ago

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

3 months ago

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

3 months ago

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

3 months ago

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

3 months ago