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59 Funny productivity quotes

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
I'm not feeling very worky today.

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
The reward for doing really good work is more work.

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025
I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
This entire month could’ve been an email.

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
This meeting could have been an AI summary.

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025
Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025