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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?
My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.
The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”
The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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5 months ago
Share →: Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Commentary:
"Who said being the bigger person is the only way to go? Sometimes you just gotta embrace your inner guard dog and start barking at people 🐶🗣️ Who's ready to join the pack?"
5 months ago
Share →: When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic squirrel, nature's adorable acrobat! 🐿️ One glimpse and suddenly we turn into big mushy balls of 'aww'! 😍 Who can resist those bushy tails and their nutty antics? Life's just a little brighter with our furry little friends around! 🌰"
5 months ago
Share →: My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Commentary:
Ah-choo! 😈 Beware my sneezes, for they are so powerful that they could summon demons from the depths of the Middle Ages! 👻 Who knew my nasal exorcism skills were so legendary? 🤧 #SneezeGoals #PossessedByDemons
5 months ago
Share →: Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those who claim to be 'huggers'… you might just end up meeting a 'puncher'! 💥😄 Keep those arms to yourself unless you want a surprise response!"
5 months ago
Share →: Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "file not found" error – a universal expression for when logic and reason fail to compute in someone's mind 😂 It's like they're stuck in a loop of confusion while you're smoothly navigating the common sense highway 🚗💨 Keep sprinkling common sense around like confetti and watch as others struggle to process it! 🎉💭
5 months ago
Share →: Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Commentary:
🔥☀️ Meteorologist: "It's going to get even hotter." Me, on fire: "WHAT? Are we turning into human torches now? Someone pass the sunscreen, stat! 🔥🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Commentary:
Well, it seems like they took the "hands-on experience" approach to safety! 🤕 Always good to be proactive 😂👷‍♂️ #SafetyFirst
5 months ago
Share →: First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Commentary:
First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation
5 months ago
Share →: Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's clapping career just took a nosedive! 👏✈️😱 #ClapFail"
5 months ago
Share →: If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Commentary:
"Earthquake? More like Godzilla making a grand entrance, am I right? 🦖🌍 Hold onto your popcorn, folks! 😂 #GodzillaVsEarthquake"