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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

3 months ago

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

3 months ago

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

3 months ago

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

3 months ago

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

3 months ago

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

3 months ago

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

3 months ago

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

3 months ago

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

3 months ago

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

3 months ago

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

3 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

3 months ago

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

3 months ago

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

3 months ago

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

3 months ago

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

3 months ago

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

3 months ago

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

3 months ago