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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.
Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.
I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.
The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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3 months ago
Share →: As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Commentary:
Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles
3 months ago
Share →: Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Commentary:
"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"
3 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of the modern age! 📺💻 Welcome to your 40s, where managing your streaming services becomes an extreme sport. It's like a never-ending game of digital hide-and-seek, except the only thing hiding is your forgotten passwords! 🤦‍♂️💻 Don't worry, you're not alone in this struggle – here's to embracing technology with open arms and a confused expression. 🤷‍♀️ #StreamingService
3 months ago
Share →: My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Commentary:
"Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"
3 months ago
Share →: I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when rain or shine, your biggest worry was whether your ice cream would melt before you finished it! 🍦🌧️ Embracing that carefree spirit is truly a timeless treasure, much like finding a forgotten $20 bill in your pocket. 💸😄 #WeatherWoes #GoodOldDays
3 months ago
Share →: Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Commentary:
"Conflicts may arise, but why be the bitter person when you can be the better person? 🌟 Choose kindness over bitterness, it's easier on the taste buds! 😉🍋"
3 months ago
Share →: Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of password-forgery in the digital age – we're just playing a high-stakes game of memory loss! 🤣🔑 Don't you just love the irony of clicking 'remember this computer' to help them forget everything? It's like a cybersecurity paradox! 🔒 #TechHumor #PasswordPalooza
4 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Commentary:
"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"
4 months ago
Share →: I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Fitbit when you've got a staircase workout program? 🚶‍♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles"