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20 Funny repeat quotes

Funny repeat quotes are like that hilarious friend who can crack you up every single time πŸ˜‚πŸ”„ Whether you need a quick mood booster or a chuckle to share, these witty lines never get old! Perfect for lifting spirits, sparking smiles, and keeping the good vibes rolling πŸ˜„βœ¨ Ready to laugh again and again? Let the repeat hilarity begin! πŸŽ‰πŸ€£

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Posted onJan 28, 2026

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

β€œInconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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