Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago
A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said. Posted on1 week ago
I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening. Posted on1 week ago
Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence. Posted on2 weeks ago
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again. Posted on2 weeks ago