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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.
If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?
To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Commentary:
"That moment when your liver remembers the cycle better than you do! 🍻🤦‍♂️🔄"
1 month ago
Share →: When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Commentary:
"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"
3 months ago
Share →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Commentary:
🍕🔑 "If happiness was a pizza recipe, it would definitely be topped with extra cheese and had a side of joy. Order, eat, repeat – the ultimate formula for a satisfied tummy and a smiling face! Who knew that the key to eternal happiness was hiding in plain sight, right in that delicious pizza box?" 😄🍕
3 months ago
Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Commentary:
"Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Commentary:
No worries, embrace the cringe! Awkwardness is just your charm trying to break free 🤪🙈🤷‍♂️ Just keep awkward-ing on, the world needs more of your uniqueness!
5 months ago
Share →: To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is setting up an annual 'Wrong-athon' 😅🕰️ Who says consistency is key, right? Watch out folks, next year's edition is sure to be a blockbuster hit! 🎥✨"
5 months ago
Share →: If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Commentary:
"Pet dinosaurs: the ultimate timeless trend! 🦕🕰️ Just be sure to find one with good table manners and a love for Jurassic snacks. Who needs a time machine when you can rock a dino buddy?"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Commentary:
Oh, the universe pulling a classic "let's see if you've learned anything" move! 🌌😂 It's like a cosmic replay button reminding us to level up and stop hitting repeat on the same ol' mistakes! Remember, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices. 🔄🙈 #CosmicLessons
5 months ago
Share →: Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Commentary:
Reoccurring dreams be like: "I dunno, here's a rerun" 🔄😂 It's like our brains are stuck on the repeat button, insisting on playing the same ol' show all night long! Maybe it's time to give our dream director a little creative nudge! 🎬✨
5 months ago
Share →: A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of aging gracefully 🧓 Less small talk, more 'Can you please repeat that?' 🤔🔁 Who knew that hearing could be considered a luxury as we get older? 😂👂 #GettingOlderPerks"