Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of method acting without even being an actor! 🤷♂️🍔 Maybe stick to the method of eating a salad instead next time? Just a thought! 😂 #DietaryDrama"
Funny role quotes
Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.
Commentary:
"Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁♂️🔥 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay"
The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.
Commentary:
"When it comes to family gatherings, I'm like the elusive cousin who's practically a myth now 🤷♂️ Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail? Or perhaps I just bring too much excitement to the party that they can't handle? Who knows! 🎉💁♂️ #LifeOfTheMissingRelative"
Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”
Commentary:
"Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"