Funny role quotes

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not an actor.

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn't show up anymore.

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I'm like "I guess this is what we're doing now."

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025