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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

Shared recently on X:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Making waves on Instagram:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Going viral on Reddit:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Live now on Pinterest:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Spotted on Telegram:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Going bananas on Telegram:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Making waves on TikTok:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Trending via Slack:

Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

17 Funny role quotes

Funny role quotes 😂 bring a hilarious twist to everyday characters we all play! Whether you’re the boss, the goofball, or the drama queen 👑, these witty lines capture the quirks and laughs that make each role unforgettable. Ready to giggle and relate? Let’s dive into some playful vibes that’ll brighten your day and maybe even inspire your next acting audition 🎭✨!

New funny role quotes 👇

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

3 weeks ago

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Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

3 weeks ago

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

3 weeks ago

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

3 weeks ago

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

3 weeks ago

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

3 weeks ago

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

3 weeks ago

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

3 weeks ago

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

3 weeks ago

black, black sheep, family, honor, humor, i, identity, play, role, sarcasm, sheep
Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

3 weeks ago

acceptance, doing, happening, humor, i, just, life, play, role, spontaneity, things

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Social Media Stars ⭐

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

79 shares on Threads this month:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Being strange is exhausting.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Going viral on WeChat:

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Just shared via Instagram:

Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

Trending via Facebook:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Live now on X:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Just landed via Slack:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Making waves on Discord:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Making waves on YouTube:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Just shared via Twitch:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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