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14 Funny role quotes

Funny role quotes 😂 bring a hilarious twist to everyday characters we all play! Whether you’re the boss, the goofball, or the drama queen 👑, these witty lines capture the quirks and laughs that make each role unforgettable. Ready to giggle and relate? Let’s dive into some playful vibes that’ll brighten your day and maybe even inspire your next acting audition 🎭✨!

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Posted on6 months ago

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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