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Funny salary quotes

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

4 weeks ago

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

3 months ago

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

3 months ago

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

3 months ago

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

3 months ago

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

3 months ago

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

3 months ago