19 Funny salary quotes

• I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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  9 hours ago

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• I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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  11 hours ago

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• Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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  15 hours ago

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• Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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  19 hours ago

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• Salary week, but salary weak.

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  1 day ago

  humor, money, paycheck, pun, salary, week

• Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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  6 days ago

  actual, button, buttons, employment, exchange, give, having, humor, insane, insanity, job, money, pressing, salary, work

• To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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  2 months ago

  career, clear, growth, humor, i, level, levels, looking, meant, money, said, salary, stress, stress level, work, workload

• Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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  2 months ago

  decision, employment, existing, extra, hiring, humor, job, management, office, paying, role, salary, staff, staffing, workplace

• I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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  2 months ago

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• Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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  2 months ago

  billionaire, CEO, corporate, disparity, economic, economic disparity, employee, employee salary, employees, experiment, hear, humor, live, me, month, ok, reality, reality show, salary, satire, show, social, social experiment, where, workplace

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