Funny salary quotes

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss "either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!"

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can't afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025