114 Funny saying quotes

Funny saying quotes shine a spotlight on those classic one-liners, twisted clichés, and offbeat expressions that make us laugh every time! 😂💬 Whether it’s “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode” or “If at first you don’t succeed, hide all evidence you tried,” these sayings take everyday wisdom and give it a hilarious spin. Because sometimes, the best thing to say is something totally ridiculous! 😆🗣️🎉

114 Funny saying quotes - That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebod…

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebod…

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That awkward moment when you turn on your "I'm listening" face after the fifth time, but your brain is still on a tropical vacation 🏝️🤔 alas, lost in translation!

114 Funny saying quotes - When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, wh…

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, wh…

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Ah, the timeless parent trickery of the "in a minute" promise – code for "let's hope they get distracted and I can avoid this task altogether!" 🕒🧒🏼👧🏻 Parenting 101: When in doubt, distract and evade! 😉🤷🏻‍♂️ #ParentingStruggles #MasterOfDistraction