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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I've got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch "Die Hard."

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he's in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he's accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I don't know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l'm cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025