19 Funny scene quotes

• Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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  1 week ago

  being, every, guy, just, scene, stop, stranger, Stranger Things, things, wig

• I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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  1 week ago

  character, character development, development, focus, glad, growth, humor, i, life, makers, personal, personal growth, scene, sex, sex scene, unnecessary

• To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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  1 week ago

  act, Hamlet, humor, irony, line, minimalism, refusal, sarcasm, scene, Shakespeare

• Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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  2 weeks ago

  career, dating, humor, job, just, market, relationship, right, same, scene, stay, where

• I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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  2 weeks ago

  arrival, baby, baby Jesus, Christmas, humor, i, Jesus, just, looking, man, men, Nativity, phone, phones, scene, set, technology, waiting, wise, Wise Man

• I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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  2 weeks ago

  baby, baby Jesus, Christmas, die, Die Hard, family, film, hard, holiday, humor, Jesus, Nativity, scene, tradition, TV, watch

• When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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  2 weeks ago

  causing, causing scene, comparison, double, double standard, Hulk, humor, i, incredible, leave, need, place, scene, shit, standard, wreck

• My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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  3 weeks ago

  absurdity, bed, bottom, favorite, Godfather, guy, half, horse, humor, mafia, movie, movie scene, scene, scream, screams, stolen

• I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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  3 weeks ago

  baby, baby Jesus, Christmas, humor, i, Jesus, Joseph, just, life, looking, man, Mary, men, modern, modern life, Nativity, phones, scene, set, technology, waiting, wise, Wise Man

• The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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  3 weeks ago

  choke, choking, cool, coworker, culture, darth, Darth Vader, force, humor, lost, meeting, pop, pop culture, scene, sci-fi, staff, staff meeting, star, Star Wars, used, vader, wars, workplace

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