Funny quotes self-esteem

42 Funny self-esteem quotes

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025