69 Funny self-esteem quotes — Wordgag ツ

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

1 week ago1 week ago

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

2 months ago2 months ago

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

3 months ago3 months ago

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

3 months ago3 months ago

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

3 months ago3 months ago

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

3 months ago3 months ago

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

3 months ago3 months ago

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

3 months ago3 months ago

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

3 months ago3 months ago

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

3 months ago3 months ago

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

4 months ago4 months ago

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

4 months ago4 months ago

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

4 months ago4 months ago

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

5 months ago5 months ago