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Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Reported on Twitch:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Breaking via Instagram:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Going viral on Slack:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Spotted on X:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Just shared via Instagram:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Spotted on Telegram:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Trending via Facebook:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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65 Funny self-esteem quotes

Funny self-esteem quotes 😄 are the perfect pick-me-up when you’re feeling down! They’re like a chuckle-filled boost, reminding you to embrace your quirks and love yourself just as you are. Whether you’re looking for a giggle or a confidence lift, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and a spring to your step. So, get ready to laugh 😂 and let your self-esteem soar to new heights! 🌟

New funny self-esteem quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Commentary:
😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Commentary:
That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
1 week ago
Share →: Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Commentary:
Me in therapy: "Guess what, I adulted today!" 😂💪 #AchievementUnlocked 🏆✨
1 week ago
Share →: Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Commentary:
Believing guys is a lot easier when they start with the right compliment! 😏💁‍♀️✨
1 week ago
Share →: I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Commentary:
Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Commentary:
"Guess my skills have a permanent follow status! 😎🚫😂 #Winning"
2 weeks ago
Share →: “Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Commentary:
"Relationship status: it's complicated, but my reflection totally gets me. 🙄💔😂 #MirrorMate"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Commentary:
"😂 Sorry, grumpy pants, I only accept compliments and cookies! 🍪☀️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: “Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Commentary:
"Forget milk, I'm just looking for a gallon of self-esteem! 🥛😅 #Priorities"
3 weeks ago
Share →: It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Commentary:
"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Going viral on Instagram:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Live now on TikTok:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Reported on Snapchat:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Just shared via WeChat:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Just shared via Telegram:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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