75 Funny self-esteem quotes

• Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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  6 days ago

  care, feel, feeling, feeling unlovable, hair, humor, hygiene, i, insecurity, personal, personal care, self-esteem, unlovable

• New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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  6 days ago

  awesome, confidence, humor, joke, just, kidding, me, motivation, new, new me, new year, self-esteem, year

• Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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  6 days ago

  confidence, cooler, coolness, dating, ever, humor, man, maybe, met, personality, problem, relationship, self-esteem

• Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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  7 days ago

  anxiety, being, cause, disappointment, health, humor, irony, main, mental, mental health, people, people pleaser, pleaser, pressure, self-esteem, social, social pressure

• I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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  1 week ago

  better, bumper, bumper sticker, confidence, driving, feel, got, green, green light, honk, humor, i, just, light, lights, myself, pretty, self-esteem, sit, sometimes, sticker, think

• It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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  1 week ago

  animal, animal humor, confidence, cool, fear, fish, humor, me, quirky, romance, sad, sadness, self-esteem, want, women

• Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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  1 week ago

  bad, beautiful, cyberbullying, digital, digital life, good, humor, interaction, life, media, nothing, online, online interaction, scrolling, self-esteem, social, social media, take, woman

• Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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  1 week ago

  encouragement, good, health, humor, i, job, me, mental, mental health, praise, saying, self-esteem, self-improvement, self-talk, therapist, therapy, thing, yay

• Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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  1 week ago

  believe, compliment, confidence, flirting, honesty, humor, i, man, me, only, pretty, self-esteem, time, vanity

• I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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  1 week ago

  compliment, confidence, decision, decision making, decisions, government, humor, i, independence, just, making, myself, outcome, read, said, sarcasm, self-compliment, self-esteem, should, thanks, thing

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