75 Funny self-esteem quotes

• He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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  4 hours ago

  call, compliment, confidence, flirtation, gorgeous, humor, me, nerve, pretty, self-esteem

• If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

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  7 hours ago

  bad, dating, feel, feeling, feeling bad, humor, just, love, relationship, self-esteem, single, start, want, yourself

• As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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  10 hours ago

  entertainment, forgive, humor, low, low self-esteem, man, men, need, self-esteem, woman, yourself

• What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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  1 day ago

  better, confidence, else, everyone, full, humor, insecure, insecurity, paradox, people, personality, personality trait, room, same, self-esteem, situation, social, social situation, super, think, time, trait, walk

• Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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  2 weeks ago

  care, feel, feeling, feeling unlovable, hair, humor, hygiene, i, insecurity, personal, personal care, self-esteem, unlovable

• New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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  1 month ago

  awesome, confidence, humor, joke, just, kidding, me, motivation, new, new me, new year, self-esteem, year

• Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, cooler, coolness, dating, ever, humor, man, maybe, met, personality, problem, relationship, self-esteem

• Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, being, cause, disappointment, health, humor, irony, main, mental, mental health, people, people pleaser, pleaser, pressure, self-esteem, social, social pressure

• I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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  2 months ago

  better, bumper, bumper sticker, confidence, driving, feel, got, green, green light, honk, humor, i, just, light, lights, myself, pretty, self-esteem, sit, sometimes, sticker, think

• It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal humor, confidence, cool, fear, fish, humor, me, quirky, romance, sad, sadness, self-esteem, want, women

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