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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Seen just now on Slack:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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Whoever first said, β€œI’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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