29 Funny solitude quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, the universe didn't get my memo 😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️📄 #PersonalSpaceMission"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

  Commentary:
  "Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘‍♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, some 'me-time' with my beloved gadgets! 📱💻 It's like my devices and I have an unbreakable bond… or maybe just a strong Wi-Fi connection! 😄🔌"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

  Commentary:
  "When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

  Commentary:
  Guess I agree—my own company is pretty entertaining! 😂🤷‍♂️ #NoDramaJustMe

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