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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Just landed via YouTube:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Seen just now on Messenger:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Reported on WeChat:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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47 Funny solitude quotes

Funny solitude quotes are here to sprinkle some laughter into your alone time 😄. Whether you’re a lone wolf by choice or circumstance, these humorous gems will tickle your funny bone 🤪. Discover the lighter side of solitude with quotes that celebrate the joy of me-time and the quirky adventures of being your own best company 🎉. Perfect for those who find humor in the quiet and the quirky moments of being solo 🌟!

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14 hours ago
Share →: Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Commentary:
That sounds like the ultimate introvert's dream vacation! 🍄🏡🥣✨
5 days ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Commentary:
Finally reached the level where caffeine's the only conversation starter I need ☕🤫🤣
1 week ago
Share →: True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate plot twist — a romantic comedy where the main character ditches everyone for their cat and a lifetime supply of chocolate 😂🍫🐱
2 weeks ago
Share →: Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Mornings need a secret coffee break just to handle the upcoming chaos! ☕🤣
2 weeks ago
Share →: The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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Sounds like a great way to end up in the exclusive club of one! 🏆🙃🚪
2 weeks ago
Share →: When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Looks like someone finally found the entrance to their secret lair, complete with a moat and a "genius at work" sign! 🔒🧠🏰
2 weeks ago
Share →: People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Social distancing: the secret ingredient to people-watching without all that pesky human interaction! 🤔😂🚪🔒
2 weeks ago
Share →: I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect introvert's dream: BYOB (Be Your Own Bartender)! 🍹🎶🏠🤣
3 weeks ago
Share →: Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Commentary:
Finally, some peace and quiet not interrupted by life advice from that nosy neighbor! 🙉🤫🏝️
3 weeks ago
Share →: It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Commentary:
When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Reported on Threads:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Reported on Pinterest:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Freshly posted on Threads:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Reported on Telegram:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Going viral on WeChat:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Just landed via TikTok:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Freshly posted on X:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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