154 Funny something quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm on the 'something' rollercoaster and forgot to get off! 🎢😅 What's next, a loop-de-loop?"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the rare 'butterfly effect' of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦‍♀️💪🍫😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

  Commentary:
  "Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

  Commentary:
  "Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃‍♂️💨😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

  Commentary:
  "You're like a Picasso painting – wonderfully abstract and delightfully puzzling! 🎨😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! Guess my 'eye contact' came with a free trial. 😜👀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Invisible Parent Act'—an enduring performance worthy of a standing ovation… from no one. 🎭🙈 #ParentingComedy"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

  Commentary:
  Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove

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