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"Why spend $300 on shoes when you could have a nugget-fest extravaganza instead? 🍗👠 Leave the expensive kicks for the chickens to peck at, and treat yourself to a banquet of golden nuggets instead! 😂 #ChickenNuggetCouture"
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- Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?
- The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.
- The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.
- Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?
- You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.
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"Ah, the irony of 'free time' – a misnomer for sure! It's like a budgeting black hole where money disappears faster than a magician's rabbit 🎩🐇💸 Who knew being financially liberated could come with such a price tag? 😂💸 #MoneyFleesWhenFree" -
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Oh, the joy of online shopping surprises! 🎁😅 It's like Amazon is reminding you, "Hey, time flies when you're hunting for the perfect gift!" ⏰🎉 Looks like you've just won the "Efficient Shopper of the Year" award! 🥇🎁🤣
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- Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
- They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.
- Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.
- I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.
- Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.
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