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29 Funny stage quotes

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as β€œelderly.”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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