24 Funny standing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

  Commentary:
  "Bravo to this wheelie awesome individual! 🎉♿️ Who knew saving the world would come with a seating arrangement requirement? 😂💰 Keep rollin' towards that million, one wheel revolution at a time! 🌟🚲 #WheelchairWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

  Commentary:
  "Still searching for that special someone who will show me the same level of dedication as those eager passengers who pop out of their seats the MOMENT the plane touches down. 🛬✈️ #RelationshipGoals #PatienceIsAVirtue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

  Commentary:
  "Well, it looks like this kitty couldn't resist being your purr-sonal paparazzi, capturing all your glamorous bathroom moments! 🐱📸 Just remember: always make time for those impromptu photo shoots, especially when a feline fan is involved! 🚽😺 #BathroomBuddies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who needs a beach when you've got Costco's rotisserie chicken as your personal sun lamp? 🌞🍗 Who needs a tropical vacation when you can have a golden glow and a full stomach, all in one trip to the store? 😂 #CostcoChic"

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