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Funny superhero quotes are the perfect blend of wit and heroics 🦸‍♂️😂! Whether you’re a fan of capes, catchphrases, or the everyday struggles of saving the world 🌍💥, these hilarious lines will have you laughing faster than a speeding bullet ⚡️. Ready to add some super-powered humor to your day? Let’s dive into the lighter side of heroism and unleash the chuckles! 😄🎉

New funny superhero quotes 👇

1 day ago
Share →: Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Commentary:
Well, that’s one way to test the aerodynamics! 🚗💨👽✨
2 days ago
Share →: You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Commentary:
Well, I guess that explains why my flight plan was more flop than soar! 🦸‍♂️🛑✈️
4 days ago
Share →: Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Commentary:
Clearly, Lois needs to schedule an eye exam. 🦸‍♂️👓💋
1 month ago
Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Commentary:
Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨
6 months ago
Share →: I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Commentary:
"Who needs supervillains when we have a superhero this chill? 🦸‍♂️😂 Just imagine a hero casually ironing their cape with laser vision – practicality at its finest! #SoupGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded
6 months ago
Share →: Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Commentary:
Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!
6 months ago
Share →: If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy suit when you can have the Bat-suit? 🦇💼 Talk about making a lasting impression! Just imagine showing up at a formal event in full Batman gear – now that's how you steal the show! 😂 #DressToImpress"
6 months ago
Share →: The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Commentary:
"Batman's like: 'Daytime crime? That's Bruce Wayne's problem!' 🦇😂 It seems he's more of a night owl when it comes to fighting baddies. Maybe he needs some more caffeine to tackle daytime villains!"