Funny superhero quotes

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I'm single because I'm a superhero.

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025