11 Funny superhero quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

  Commentary:
  "Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs supervillains when we have a superhero this chill? 🦸‍♂️😂 Just imagine a hero casually ironing their cape with laser vision – practicality at its finest! #SoupGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy suit when you can have the Bat-suit? 🦇💼 Talk about making a lasting impression! Just imagine showing up at a formal event in full Batman gear – now that's how you steal the show! 😂 #DressToImpress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

  Commentary:
  "Batman's like: 'Daytime crime? That's Bruce Wayne's problem!' 🦇😂 It seems he's more of a night owl when it comes to fighting baddies. Maybe he needs some more caffeine to tackle daytime villains!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing… 'Peter Pedestrian'! 🚶‍♂️🇬🇧 Watch as our hero tackles the daily challenge of walking through picturesque cobblestone streets and dodging mischievous sheep instead of swinging through skyscrapers. Villains, beware – this friendly neighborhood walker is always one step ahead… quite literally!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shazam but for random noises outside.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing… Shazam for the mysterious clanks, bangs, and booms outside your window! 🎶🔊 Finally, you can solve the ultimate modern-day mystery: 'Who's making that racket at 3 AM?' 😂🕵️‍♂️ #ShazamForNoises"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

  Commentary:
  🦸‍♂️💼 "Who needs spider-sense when you can have online support? Peter Parker, ditch the Daily Bugle drama and join the digital age! Your friendly neighborhood Patreon awaits, complete with a PayPal upgrade in your Spider-bio! Remember, with great power comes great crowdfunding opportunities." 🕷️💸 #SuperheroSideHustle

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