17 Funny superhero quotes

• Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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• Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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• You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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• Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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• If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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• Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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• I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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• I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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• Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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• If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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