11 Funny superhero quotes

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  1 day ago

  View →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shazam but for random noises outside.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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