19 Funny superhero quotes

• Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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  7 minutes ago

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• Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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  1 day ago

  city, damage, humor, infrastructure, infrastructure damage, movie, movie night, night, stress, superhero, superhero movie, trying, watch, watching, watching movie

• When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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  1 day ago

  doing, excuse, humor, just, know, message, messages, multitasking, posting, returning, shit, superhero

• Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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  2 months ago

  galaxy, guard, guardian, Guardian of the Galaxy, guards, humor, movie, movie reference, pun, reference, retail, retail security, samsung, Samsung store, security, security guard, store, superhero

• Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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  2 months ago

  alien, buying, car, event, humor, imagination, imagine, new, superhero, unexpected, unexpected event

• You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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  2 months ago

  costume, costume safety, fly, flying, humor, label, labels, safety, superhero, superman, Superman costume, telling, warning, warning label, why

• Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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  2 months ago

  ago, clark, Clark Kent, hours, humor, jawline, just, kent, kiss, lane, lois, Lois Lane, relationship, romance, said, same, spandex, superhero

• If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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  2 months ago

  anger, cape, ever, fun, humor, joke, mad, me, playful, put, sarcasm, super, superhero, teasing, wit, yourself

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