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"Vacations are like determining the perfect amount of hot sauce to add to your meal – some people prefer it mild while others go all in with extra spicy! 🏖️💰😂"
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- I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
- Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.
- Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
- Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.
- The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.
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🤑💸 When Ludacris drops financial advice, you better listen up! Who knew his words could be so life-changing? 💰💃 Looks like staying home is the new trend now, courtesy of one legendary rap lyric! 🏠😂 #BrokeButContent -
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"Who needs enemies when you have yourself as a critic? 🤷♂️🔫 Go ahead, self, hit me with your best shot! 💥😂" -
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"Sounds like a legitimate reason for being fashionably late! 🍩📸 Who can resist capturing such adorable donut-shaped moments, right? Next time, just blame it on the dog – guaranteed no one will be mad! 😄🐶 #Priorities" -
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"Praying for a more eco-friendly solution 🙏🚗 Who knew farting could be so productive? 💨😄 #NaturalGas #ProblemSolved" -
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"Oh, taking action? You mean like taking out the trash or taking on responsibility? 🙄 Yeah, that sounds about as fun as taking a nap… Wait, actually, taking a nap sounds way better. 😂 #ProcrastinationQueen" -
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"Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk" -
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"Oops, my phone just wants to capture its own beauty! 📸😄 Clearly, it's a big fan of its own wallpaper! 📱🌟 #ScreenshotBlunders"
Top Funny Take Quotes 🔥
- I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.
- People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
- I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.
- At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.
- Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
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