60 Funny tech quotes

• Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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  1 week ago

  AI, chatbot, design, every, funny observation, graphic, graphic design, humor, logo, observation, tech, tech humor, why

• Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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  1 week ago

  5, book, bro, humor, irony, last, obsession, read, reading, storytelling, tech, tech bro

• Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, AI evolution, apocalypse, Cloudflare, ever, evolution, fail, humor, imagine, internet, internet outage, joke, kill, outage, survival, tech, tech fail, technology, thing, trying, us

• Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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  4 weeks ago

  Asian, Asian girl, company, everyone, friendly, girl, here, humor, tech, tech company, workplace

• Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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  2 months ago

  computing, hardware, help, humor, joke, let, me, pun, software, tech, tech joke, technology, turn

• I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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  2 months ago

  always, better, connectivity, desert, digital, humor, i, internet, joke, looking, occasionally, pun, signal, tech, tech humor, technology, wandering, wifi

• My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, comedy, everyday, forgetfulness, hand, holding, humor, looking, me, move, phone, relatability, self-deprecating, signature, smartphone, tech

• Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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  2 months ago

  AI, deep, deep fake, digital, digital prank, evil, fake, good, humor, innovation, joke, meetings, prank, stuff, taking, tech, tech joke, technology, virtual, why, Zoom

• When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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  2 months ago

  booger, bored, boredom, cursor, distraction, humor, i, joke, meeting, nose, office, office joke, playful, prank, put, speaker, tech, tech humor, under, virtual, virtual humor, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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  2 months ago

  accidental, available, book, casual, coffee, coffee table, humor, media, new, novelty, pre-order, screenshot, screenshots, social, social media, table, tech

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