Funny quotes tech

18 Funny tech quotes

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

1 month ago

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

1 month ago

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

1 month ago

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

2 months ago

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

2 months ago

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

2 months ago

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

3 months ago

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

3 months ago

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

3 months ago

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

3 months ago

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

3 months ago

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

3 months ago

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

3 months ago

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

3 months ago

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

3 months ago

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

3 months ago

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

3 months ago

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

3 months ago