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53 Funny tech quotes

Funny tech quotes 🤖💻 are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, tickling our funny bones while making us nod in agreement. Whether it’s poking fun at our gadget obsessions or highlighting the quirks of digital life, these quips add a splash of humor to the tech world. Ready to LOL 😂 at the intersection of humor and technology? Let’s dive into the world of lighthearted tech twists that make geeks and non-geeks alike chuckle!

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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