84 Funny thinking quotes

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  9 hours ago

  View →: Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.
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  2 days ago

  View →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”
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  5 days ago

  View →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.
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  1 week ago

  View →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.
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  1 week ago

  View →: I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.
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  1 month ago

  View →: If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I hope you can hear me thinking about you.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
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  3 months ago

  View →: Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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