Funny quotes thinking

69 Funny thinking quotes

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

4 days ago

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

2 weeks ago

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

1 month ago

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

1 month ago

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

1 month ago

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

1 month ago

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

1 month ago

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

2 months ago

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

2 months ago

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

2 months ago

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

2 months ago

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

2 months ago

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

2 months ago

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

3 months ago

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

3 months ago

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

3 months ago

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

3 months ago

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

3 months ago

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

3 months ago

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

3 months ago