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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is β€œso yeah…”

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Got an email from my bank saying β€œis your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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