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"When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞♂️⏰💊😂"
86 Funny thinking quotes
Funny thinking quotes shine a light on the wild ride our brains take us on — often straight into absurdity! 😂🤔 Whether it’s overthinking simple things, zoning out mid-conversation, or having deep thoughts at the worst possible times, these quotes remind us that thinking can be a hilarious experience. After all, who needs logic when your brain has jokes? 😆🧠💭
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- If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
- Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.
- So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
- There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.
- Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.
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"Thinking clearly? That sounds like a premium feature I forgot to upgrade to! 😂🤔💭" -
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"When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks" -
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"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡" -
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"When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife" -
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"Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴" -
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"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶♂️👀💭😂" -
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"Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣" -
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"Brainstorming session went a little longer than expected! 🚿🧠🤔🌧️ #DeepThoughts"
Top Funny Thinking Quotes 🔥
- Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.
- Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
- Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”
- My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.
- I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.
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