Funny quotes thinking

67 Funny thinking quotes

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025