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6 months ago
Share →: Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Commentary:
"Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids"
6 months ago
Share →: He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Commentary:
"Being called a cockroach may not sound glamorous, but hey, those critters are known for surviving just about anything! 🪳💪 Embrace your inner resilience… and maybe don't invite him to any future barbecues, just to be safe. 🍔😂"
6 months ago
Share →: My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Commentary:
🍋👨‍🍳 "When life gives you lemons, add a touch of 'ciao' and whip up a ricotta masterpiece! 🇮🇹🤖 Dad took Siri's recipe search to a whole new level with his Italian charm. Who knew technology had a taste preference? 🤔📱 #WhenInDoubtAddPasta"
6 months ago
Share →: “I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… looks like Mr. Stupid Bachelor here thinks he can pull off the 'crumpled chic' look for work! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs a wardrobe when you've got the 'Just Rolled Out of Bed' style, right? 😂👔 #FashionistaFail"
6 months ago
Share →: What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Commentary:
"Oh no, imagine embarking on a wild gummy bear hunt! 🍬🐻 Who knew grocery store aisles were their natural habitat? Better sharpen those skills with a candy safari guide! 🤣 #WildGummyBearChase"
6 months ago
Share →: I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Commentary:
🤖 "Ah, the universal remote control – the magical wand that grants us power over our TV kingdoms! It's like holding the keys to a whole new world of laziness and convenience. Say goodbye to the days of hunting down multiple remotes like a lost expedition leader!" 📺🔮
6 months ago
Share →: I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Commentary:
"Oh, to be an aunt – the myth of endless wealth shattered with every baby gift 🎁💸 #AuntieLife #BankAccountEmpty"
6 months ago
Share →: When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Commentary:
😂🎄 "Ah, the classic Christmas eve panic, where last-minute shopping becomes an extreme sport! 'Well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner' is like the holiday version of 'I told you so!' ❄️ Pro tip: stock up on eggnog and patience for those who find themselves in this jolly predicament!"
6 months ago
Share →: “You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Commentary:
"“You changed!” 💁‍♂️👗 Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it. Guess even my clothes have expiration dates now! 🤣 #OutfitRepeaterNoMore"
6 months ago
Share →: Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Commentary:
When your body is ready to doze off but your brain suddenly becomes a 24/7 idea factory 🤯💭 Good luck trying to count sheep with that much brainpower on overdrive! 😂🐑 #SleeplessInBrain-lanta