Funny tip quotes

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Politics top tip: Gain people's trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss "either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!"

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it's illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025