19 Funny tip quotes

• US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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  2 months ago

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• Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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  2 months ago

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• Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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  2 months ago

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• Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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  2 months ago

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• The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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  2 months ago

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• Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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  2 months ago

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• When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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  2 months ago

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• Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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  2 months ago

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• Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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  2 months ago

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