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- That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
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- Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.
- That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
- Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.
- When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!
- Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.
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