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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ง ๐
18 Funny tip quotes
Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.
Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.
The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.
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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldnโt ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.
When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!
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"Who knew that your backyard burial could also double as a botanical sanctuary? Remember, nothing protects your secrets quite like an endangered speciesโjust don't forget to water the evidence! Stay tuned for more quirky gardening advice and unconventional life hacks!"
Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.
Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.
