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17 Funny tip quotes

Funny tip quotes are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom to brighten your day! πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Whether you’re looking for clever advice or just a good laugh, these playful nuggets of humor will have you smiling in no time. Ready to level up your tip game with a side of fun? Let’s dive into some tips that tickle your funny bone! πŸŽ‰πŸ€£πŸ’‘

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Posted on6 months ago

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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