173 Funny today quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don’t worry, I’ll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Looks like the teen drama is hitting its peak! 👚🧼 Who knew clean clothes could cause such chaos? 🤷‍♂️ Next up, will folding socks be considered a hate crime? Stay tuned for more laundry shenanigans! 🧦😆 #TeenAngstLaundryDay

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Sounds like you’ve mastered the art of tiredness – retired today, re-tired tomorrow! 😂💤”

  4 months ago

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