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- Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.
- I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.
- Trying to be cute today but my face isnβt cooperating.
- My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.
- Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.
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- I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.
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