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- Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.
- When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.
- I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.
- I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
- I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.
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Oh, the eternal struggle of light-colored attire against the dark forces of coffee spills! ☕️👔 It seems like your morning brew has a mischievous streak today. Perhaps it's just trying to show its dark side in contrast to your pristine white shirt! Remember, coffee stains are just battle scars in the grand saga of morning rituals.💪😆
Top Funny Violence Quotes 🔥
- Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.
- When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.
- I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.
- I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
- I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.
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