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Funny violence quotes

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

1 month ago

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

2 months ago

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

3 months ago

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

3 months ago

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

3 months ago

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

3 months ago

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

3 months ago