36 Funny warning quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

  Commentary:
  🎬 "Buckle up, folks! This movie isn't messing around with just love triangles and car chases. No siree! Get ready for the thrilling rollercoaster of 'Adult Themes' including the heart-pounding journey of interest rates, the suspenseful saga of bad knees, the spine-tingling tale of back pain, and the nail-biting excitement of going to bed early! Strap in and prepare to be educatively entertained! 💫🎥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of wise words arriving a bit too late! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs hindsight when you have gravity on your side, right? 🙃 Remember, slipping is just an unexpected dance move waiting to happen! 💃 #SlipperyWhenFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

  Commentary:
  "Opening up to a woman is like entering the interrogation room with a skilled detective 🔍💬. Beware, even your old embarrassing stories might be brought back to haunt you! 👮‍♀️💭 #ProceedWithCaution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

  Commentary:
  🌳🌲🌳 Oh, those sneaky trees are always listening! Better watch out for those shady characters the next time you venture into the forest. Remember, nature has ears everywhere! 🌿👂 #TreeWhisperer #WatchOut

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

  Commentary:
  "Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

  Commentary:
  Looks like his warnings went down… just like the Titanic! 🚢❄️ Grandpa's iceberg expertise deserved a standing ovation, not an unexpected "exit stage left" moment. Maybe next time they'll listen before the credits roll! 🎭👴🏼 #IcebergAhead

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

  Commentary:
  "Leaving a note suggesting a future showdown with a parked car? 🚗😂 That's one way to keep the other vehicles in line! Just hope they don't take it as a challenge. 😆 #ParkingWars"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the tragedy of Thanksgiving aftermath! 😂🍗 Who knew that indulging in stuffing for two days could turn your tummy into a battlefield of epic proportions? 💥🦃 Beware the power of the stuffing, for it brings both joy and digestive woes! 😆🍂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nostalgic symphony of screeching modems echoing through the night! 🎶📠 Perhaps those shrieks were just the internet's way of trying to get our attention all along – a digital cry for help in disguise! 😂🌐 Let's take a moment to appreciate the good old days when connecting online was a true adventure filled with unexpected sounds and suspenseful waiting game. Let's just hope our devices don't start screaming for attention in the near future…

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs 'ladies and gentlemen' when you can kick off your presentation with a bang by summoning the mighty souls who heed your warnings? 🌟💼 Talk about setting the tone! 👏 #GenderNeutralGoals"

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