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"Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"
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- If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.
- I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.
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"Whoever said 'being on a diet isn't so bad if you don't follow it' clearly knows the secret to a guilt-free snack attack 🍪🥗 Pro tip: Just call it 'diet-adjacent' and you're good to go! 😄 #DietingDilemmas" -
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"Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! 💌 Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. 🏃♂️💨 #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems" -
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"Oh, the struggles of method acting without even being an actor! 🤷♂️🍔 Maybe stick to the method of eating a salad instead next time? Just a thought! 😂 #DietaryDrama" -
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"Ah, the classic midnight ponderings of those adventurous souls who dare to question the very fabric of reality. 🤔💭 Just a casual Thursday night pondering the cosmic abyss, no big deal. 😅 #ExistentialCrisisChic" -
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"Oops, a snaccident in progress! It's not my fault, it's those sneaky treats ambushing me when I least expect it 🍪🙈 Who knew deliciousness could be so dangerous? Just call me a victim of snack-time warfare!" -
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"Here's a deliciously logical excuse to indulge in cake 🍰 – safety first! Remember, a little extra fluff can be your best defense against being whisked away 🍰🦸♂️. So go ahead, treat yourself to some cake and build your own personal fortress! Stay safe, stay sweet! 💪🍰 #CakeIsLife" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle of striving for balance while literally carrying the weight of the world! 🌍💪 Just your friendly neighborhood Atlas casually trying to avoid getting a backache. Remember, it's all about that core strength and a good chiropractor! 😄" -
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"Who needs a weighted blanket when you've got the weight of the world? 💪🌎 Maybe a nice cup of tea and a nap on a cloud could help lighten that load! ☁️😄" -
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Oh no, your bank account has been slimming down like it's on a weight loss medication! 💸💊 Looks like it's in for a bit of a financial detox! 😂 #BankAccountGoals
Top Funny Weight Quotes 🔥
- I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.
- I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
- Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
- If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.
- I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.
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