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Funny wheel quotes
My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.
3 months ago
Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.
3 months ago
If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.
3 months ago
If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?
3 months ago
Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.
3 months ago
You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.
3 months ago