14 Funny wheel quotes

• Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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  3 weeks ago

  another, daily, daily grind, day, frustration, grind, hamster, hamster wheel, humor, life, monotony, nowhere, repetition, routine, sarcasm, wheel, work, work life

• There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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  2 months ago

  bus, endless, first try, humor, just, life, love, music, only, pain, show, song, songs, try, wheel, wheels

• She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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  2 months ago

  cart, grocery, rare, shopping, shopping cart, wheel, wobbly, wobbly wheel

• The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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  2 months ago

  amusement, amusement park, circle, different, ferris, Ferris wheel, humor, inventor, man, merry-go-round, met, never, park, wheel, wordplay

• Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, best, couple, dating, friends, friendship, girls, humor, jealousy, much, situation, social, social situation, third, third wheel, wheel, worse

• My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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  2 months ago

  across, annoyance, anywhere, built, car, driving, funny situation, humor, i, obstacle, situation, spider, steering, steering wheel, travel, web, wheel

• Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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  2 months ago

  alive, dead, hamster, hear, humor, observation, people, talking, think, thinking, turning, wheel, yourself

• If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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  2 months ago

  asleep, driving, exhaustion, fall, humor, nap, pillow, road, road trip, sleep, steering, steering wheel, trip, wheel

• If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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  2 months ago

  humanity, humor, invention, irony, observation, progress, put, smart, someone, suitcase, technology, wheel

• Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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  2 months ago

  bad, caveman, critique, humanity, humor, i, invention, journalist, just, progress, satire, wheel

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