14 funny wheel quotes - Wordgag ツ

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Feb 3, 2026

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Feb 2, 2026

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Feb 2, 2026

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Feb 1, 2026

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Jan 31, 2026

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Jan 29, 2026

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Jan 22, 2026

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Jan 22, 2026

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Jan 22, 2026

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Jan 21, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Jan 20, 2026

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Jan 19, 2026

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

Jan 19, 2026

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Jan 18, 2026