Funny wheel quotes

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here's why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025