11 Funny wing quotes

• Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

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  6 days ago

  boo, celery, food, getting, hot, hot wing, humor, jealousy, plate, relationship, treated, wing

• Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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  6 days ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, bird, capable, car, eat, eating, every, front, humor, i, plate, poop, poops, porch, revenge, show, time, wing, wings

• No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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  1 week ago

  buffalo, buffalo wing, ever, food, humor, me, nap, restaurant, sarcasm, single, support, waitress, wet, wet nap, wing, wings

• Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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  1 week ago

  across, computer, dream, fever, fever dream, flying, humor, i, just, memory, nostalgia, people, remember, screens, toaster, wing, wings

• They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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  2 weeks ago

  airline, cigarette, funny idea, humor, idea, people, plane, section, should, smoking, suggestion, travel, where, wing

• Icarus loved hot wings.

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  2 weeks ago

  food, hot, hot wing, humor, Icarus, joke, mythology, pun, wing, wings

• Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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  3 weeks ago

  death, dude, food, hot, hot wing, humor, Icarus, irony, joke, killed, people, wing, wings

• Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

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  3 weeks ago

  baby, back, back pain, growing, growth, humor, pain, reassurance, wing, wings, worry

• I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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  3 weeks ago

  afford, affordability, comparison, door, humor, i, lids, open, Tupperware, vehicle, wing, wing door

• Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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  3 weeks ago

  angel, falling, feather, girl, girls, hair, humor, leave, literally, little, long hair, metaphor, trace, traces, wherever, wing, wings

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