Funny wing quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

  Commentary:
  "Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the mile-high smoking lounge! Because nothing says 'taking flight' quite like a nicotine fix with a side of fresh air…or turbulence. ✈️🚬 Just remember to buckle up your seatbelt and hold onto your ashtray! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Icarus loved hot wings.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Icarus flew too close to the spicy sun! 🔥🍗 Next time, he should stick to mild flavors and avoid any wings with a fiery kick. 😅🌞 #LessonLearned #WingFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that Icarus wasn't just grappling with the sun, but also battling those spicy hot wings? 🔥🍗 Looks like wings aren't just dangerous for chickens! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

  Commentary:
  "I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁‍♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you've got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget"

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