23 Funny wishful thinking quotes

• I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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  1 month ago

  dark, dark humor, eaten, ending, expectation, fairy tale, fairytale, fantasy, humor, i, irony, plan, still, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking, wolf

• Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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  1 month ago

  bills, costs, financial, financial struggle, humor, land, Land Rover, left, luxury, me, money, much, rover, spending, struggle, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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  1 month ago

  adventure, buried, buried treasure, contingency, financial, financial security, finding, humor, hunt, me, plan, point, retirement, retirement plan, security, thinking, treasure, treasure hunt, wealth, wishful, wishful thinking

• Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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  2 months ago

  cause, energy, humor, irony, just, label, loss, medication, read, removal, thinking, warning, weight, weight loss, wishful, wishful thinking, wrinkle, wrinkle removal

• I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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  2 months ago

  change, code, humor, i, irony, love, me, programming, source, technology, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking, world

• Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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  2 months ago

  algorithm, attractive, attractive person, humor, media, most, only, people, person, post, show, social, social media, successful, successful person, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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  2 months ago

  every, financial, financial status, humor, i, image, imagination, myself, never, poor, poverty, self, self-image, status, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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  2 months ago

  happiness, humor, i, just, life, love, rich, skip, thinking, where, wishful, wishful thinking

• This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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  3 months ago

  creature, dragon, fantasy, happen, huge, humor, i, me, mythical, mythical creature, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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  3 months ago

  accounts, daily, daily deposit, day, deposit, every, everyone, finance, humor, i, just, money, payment, should, think, thinking, wake, wake up, waking, wishful, wishful thinking

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