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"Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy"
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- I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.
- I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.
- In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.
- Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
- I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.
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Commentary:
"Looks like these M&M's are now serving up some 'Wokeness' instead of those classic 'M's. 🤯 Who knew chocolates could be so woke! Maybe they're trying to awaken your taste buds to a new era of candy enlightenment. 🍫🔥 #ChocolatesGettingWoke #MtoW"Feel free to let me know if you would like more creative commentary ideas!
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Ah, the ol' switcheroo! 😂 Parenting: where sleep becomes a distant memory and revenge is served cold at 3 AM. 🌙😴 #ParentingProblems #SleepDeprivedDad -
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"Ah, the classic 1pm productivity kick-off – because who needs mornings, right? 🌞 Time is a social construct, and so is my definition of 'early riser'! 🕐💤 Let's dive into this midday hustle with the enthusiasm of someone who just realized they forgot to check the time all morning! ⏰🚀" -
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"Oh, what a wake-up call! 😅💀 Sounds like your dream decided to take things a bit too literally. Time to stretch, move around, and make sure all pieces are present and flexible, both physically and metaphorically!" -
Commentary:
"Sleeping used to be just for dreaming, now it's a stage for waking nightmares too. 😴🚫 #StayWoke, even in your sleep! 😂"
Top Funny Woke Quotes 🔥
- I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.
- Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.
- 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.
- My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.
- Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
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