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2 weeks ago
Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Commentary:
"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Commentary:
"When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Commentary:
"Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸"
1 month ago
Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Commentary:
"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"
1 month ago
Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"
1 month ago
Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Commentary:
"Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: My bank account is also in retrograde.

Commentary:
"Looks like even your bank account is feeling the cosmic vibes! 🌌💸 Just remember, Mercury might be in retrograde, but your money doesn't have to be spinning in circles too! 😂💰"
4 months ago
Share →: If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Commentary:
"Looks like this account has some serious commitment issues – can't decide if it wants to be an Airbnb or a social media star! Just make sure to leave a good review if you crash here for the night."