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59 Funny adulting quotes

Funny adulting quotes bring a splash of humor to the daily grind of grown-up life πŸ€ͺ. Whether you’re navigating bills, battling laundry mountains, or deciphering taxes πŸ“Š, these witty gems offer a lighthearted escape from the chaos. Perfect for a chuckle during your coffee break β˜• or a giggle with friends, they remind us that laughter is the best tool for surviving adulthood’s curveballs πŸ˜‚. Dive in and discover your new favorite quip!

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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