44 Funny adulting quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

  Commentary:
  Feeling like I should send an invoice to the 90s for false advertising! 💸🤔😂

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

  Commentary:
  Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can have cereal marathons and animated adventures? 😂📺🎉

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  2 days ago

  Share →: When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the fine print of adulthood—must have missed that part! 🧓📜😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

  Commentary:
  I'd ask for store credit and exchange it for infinite naps and free snacks! 😴😂🍕

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

  Commentary:
  When the fun gets going, my funds get going… going… gone! 💸😂🤦‍♂️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

  Commentary:
  Navigating adulting like it's an advanced-level video game and I accidentally skipped the tutorial 😅🎮📈

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out, you can't fake a cough to call in sick when your boss is on your social media! 🤧🚫📲 #AdultingFails"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystery genes unraveled! 😂🧬 Thanks, Mom and Dad for this quirky personality package! 🎁🙃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

  Commentary:
  "Weekend fun: mastering the art of 'grocery cart drifting' and 'laundry Olympics'! 🛒🥇😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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  Commentary:
  "Adulthood: where you pay bills to prove you exist! 📝💸 #AdultingChronicles"

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