292 Funny advice quotes

Funny advice quotes are here to turn life’s “helpful tips” into a comedy show! 😄💡 Whether it’s over-the-top suggestions or the kind of advice you never asked for, these quotes remind us that sometimes the best advice is the one that makes you laugh instead of think. Get ready for wisdom with a side of humor! 😂🗣️📚

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about…

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Life's true curriculum: mastering the art of navigating sticky menus and deciphering cryptic specials! 🍽️😂

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds…

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Chew-s wisely! Your lifetime soundtrack shouldn't sound like an orchestra of potato chips 🍟🎧😄

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and…

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Why not risk it all and try quantum physics? You might not achieve enlightenment but you definitely won't end up with a tattoo you regret😂🔬👉

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the p…

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Trying to beat a pig at its own game? You'll just end up with a snort coming out on top! 🐷💪😄

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only wa…

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When Creative Finance 101 meets Hustler's Academy 🎨💼💸😆

I’ve tasted being the bigger person. I’ve also…

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Going no contact: the zero-calorie way to lose dead weight! 🙅‍♂️🚫😂

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with b…

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When in doubt, unleash your inner wizard and cast a Confusion Spell! 🧙‍♂️💨🤔

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and…

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When your brain finally boots up and you realize marriage might need more than a 10-year warranty 🤔💍🤣

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is t…

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Just signed up for a stretching class—consider it an investment in my future flexibility stock! 🤸‍♀️📈😂

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as lon…

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Sounds like solid advice! Just dodge baby showers and you’re in the clear! 🤰😅🎉