314 Funny advice quotes

• After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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  3 weeks ago

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• It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

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  3 weeks ago

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• People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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  3 weeks ago

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• There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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  4 weeks ago

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• When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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  4 weeks ago

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• A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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  4 weeks ago

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• In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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  4 weeks ago

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