20 Funny afterlife quotes

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

There are so many people going to hell. I'm thinking of investing in some property there.

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn't mingle with the staff.

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

After my death, I'll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025