Commentary:
Trying to nail my audition for heaven, but I keep taking extended coffee breaks like it's my day job 😅☕️👼🔥
26 Funny afterlife quotes
Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m rei…
Reincarnation, in this economy?
If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an h…
Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long…
The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity w…
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my…
Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says 'rest in peace' quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they've departed. It's a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that's sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation.
Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest b…
Commentary:
"Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂"
