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Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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age, divorce, half, humor, i, marriage, milestone, relationship, should
Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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again, age, boredom, day, doing, home, humor, just, much, over, people, repetition, routine, same, self-reflection
Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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People should come with warning labels.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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