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Funny alarm quotes

Oct 23
Share →: You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.
Sep 29
Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
Sep 28
Share →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
Sep 22
Share →: Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
Sep 22
Share →: Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
Sep 22
Share →: I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.
Sep 22
Share →: I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.
Sep 22
Share →: Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?
Sep 22
Share →: I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
Sep 22
Share →: There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.