35 Funny alarm quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

  Commentary:
  When nature's alarm goes off, snooze isn't an option! 🚽⏰😴

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

  Commentary:
  "Running on 'wishful thinking' time ⏰😴🚀 #AlarmClockFail"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Why do alarms insist on being so 'alarm'ingly effective? 🌞⏰😂 #StillNotReadyForMonday"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, 'Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!' 🚗😂 Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet victory of hitting snooze and indulging in that mini-slumber victory lap! 😴💤 Who needs breakfast when you can have a second round of ZZZs instead? 🛌⏰ #SnoozeAndWin"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

  Commentary:
  Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle between responsibility and the allure of the warm, cozy bed. It's a tough decision – do you face the world with your hair brushed and teeth cleaned, or do you embrace the dramatics and call in "sick" to work, only to spend the day binge-watching your favorite show? Decisions, decisions… morning dilemmas at their finest!

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