41 Funny alarm quotes

• What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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  1 week ago

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• Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

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  4 weeks ago

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• The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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  2 months ago

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• Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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  2 months ago

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• My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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  2 months ago

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• Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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  2 months ago

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• Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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  2 months ago

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• I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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  2 months ago

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• Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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  2 months ago

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• There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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  2 months ago

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