43 Funny alarm quotes

• My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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  4 hours ago

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• Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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  19 hours ago

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• The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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  19 hours ago

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• No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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  3 weeks ago

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• What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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  1 month ago

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• Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

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  2 months ago

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• The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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  2 months ago

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• Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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  2 months ago

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• My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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  2 months ago

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