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29 Funny alarm quotes

Funny alarm quotes add a humorous spin to those daily wake-up calls! ⏰😂 From witty remarks about early mornings to playful takes on the snooze button, these quotes capture the comical side of getting out of bed. Enjoy a laugh as you embrace the start of your day! 😄🌅

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

3 weeks ago

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

1 month ago

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

1 month ago

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

1 month ago

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

2 months ago

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

3 months ago

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

3 months ago

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

3 months ago

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

3 months ago

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

3 months ago

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

3 months ago

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

3 months ago

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

3 months ago

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

3 months ago

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

3 months ago

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

3 months ago

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

3 months ago

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

3 months ago

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

3 months ago

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

3 months ago