38 Funny alarm quotes

Funny alarm quotes add a humorous spin to those daily wake-up calls! ⏰😂 From witty remarks about early mornings to playful takes on the snooze button, these quotes capture the comical side of getting out of bed. Enjoy a laugh as you embrace the start of your day! 😄🌅

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before th…

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Just when I hit the sleep lottery, my alarm decides to call in the morning wake-up police 🚨⏰😂

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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When did life switch to "Extreme Morning Edition"? 😂⏰💤

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it…

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That alarm sound is like a mini heart attack waiting to happen! 😂🔔⏰ Who needs coffee when you have an iPhone alarm?

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts o…

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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃‍♂️

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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When nature's alarm goes off, snooze isn't an option! 🚽⏰😴

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and mor…

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Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because…

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"Running on 'wishful thinking' time ⏰😴🚀 #AlarmClockFail"

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m stil…

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"Why do alarms insist on being so 'alarm'ingly effective? 🌞⏰😂 #StillNotReadyForMonday"

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late…

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"Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance"

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night…

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"Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, 'Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!' 🚗😂 Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!"

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