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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Funny alarm quotes add a humorous spin to those daily wake-up calls! โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚ From witty remarks about early mornings to playful takes on the snooze button, these quotes capture the comical side of getting out of bed. Enjoy a laugh as you embrace the start of your day! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒ…

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